Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

by Teky.SB August 31, 2022

Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.

Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!

by Falcon March 18, 2003

French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

homeboy salad

Another word for ejaculate or semen, can also be used to describe a group of degenerate friends

My mom’s gooch smells like homeboy salad

by Brokengps July 11, 2024

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015