National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

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sam

best person in the world! hes literally so amazing! i love them. so pretty!!

"sam is pretty!"

by antlegreat January 11, 2022

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Sam

Has a massive 9-8 inch dick.

Your such a Sam.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021

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Sam

Hello, are you searching up your name?? If so then hi! I'm also sam

Hi Sam :)

by Scribbled sam December 9, 2021

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Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.

“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”

by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019

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sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022

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