Jimmy Butler

A mf who gets payed millions to play basketball but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh
Jimmy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy Butler

An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?

Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?

Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy Bigon

When a person tries to gaslight you, but beyond anything anyone would even remotely believe. Like gaslighting on steroids.

Man, my chick tried to do a Jimmy Bigon on me the other day, she said her Ayahuasca experience gave her gonorrhea so we couldn't have sex.

by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Jimmy Bigon

This is the ultimate gaslighting event. When you're telling gas lighting stories Beyond Preposterous ridiculousness. Gas lighting on steroids

My girl seem to believe me when I told her that I caught gonorrhea from my ayahuasca ceremony. That's the best Jimmy Bigon I've ever used

by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Poopy Jimmy

A 15 to 16 year old boy who shit their pants as a youthful child while playing Volleyball, Spikeball, Basketball, or Pickleball, now as a older individual, has the name Poopy Jimmy. Anyone that is the male gender can be "Poopy Jimmy" no matter the name. But deep down theres only one real Poopy JImmy

Yo what is good poopy jimmy, bless me with A La Carte

by PJJusticeHR May 29, 2024

Jimmy

Jimmy is the answer to all to the greatest mysteries in life. When in doubt, “Jimmy!”

-Who killed John F. Kennedy? Jimmy!

-Guess who I ran into? Jimmy!

-What are you going to name your daughter? Jimmy!

-Who killed Carole Baskin’s husband? That’s right, you guessed it… JIMMY!!

by JimmyIsLord November 25, 2021

Jimmy

Jimmy is the guy of your dreams. He's super smart but won't admit it, and everybody knows him for it. He's not that tall and doesn't talk a lot. He LOVES turtles and origami. Once you get him talking about something, he won't stop until he notices he's the only one talking, since usually, he isn't at all. He isn't athletic or that hot but is the sweetest guy you know.

I'm so glad I met Jimmy. He's so smart but so cute.

by Nova Auckland November 27, 2021