A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage
"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"
by Steve's a Wuss February 28, 2003
Get the Funny Kicks mug.The explanation used by Snooker players after poor and/or missed shots
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011
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Dude 1: Dude let's go to kfc!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
Dude 2: OH HELL NO!
Dude 3: O H HELL NO!
Dude 1: Alright let's kick it up a notch and go to ihop!
by sorken2 March 25, 2017
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I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024
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