Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

texas cartwheel

Someone does a cartwheel, with alcohol on a belt that is fed to your mouth-TLB

Last night Kyle did 20 Texas cartwheels

by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019

Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.

Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah

by The_facts March 27, 2019

Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner

I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle

by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019

texas seesaw

The act of hitting your dick upon the face of a rival mate in a seesaw fashion.

Yo why'd you have to give my girl the Texas seesaw last night

by Mitchell6969 May 16, 2019

Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.

“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”

by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019

Texas Holder

A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come

Hey girl wanna do Texas Holder

by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019