Trunked Up

Having a fat ass, particularly one that is worth pointing out to your pal. Trunk: referencing the trunk of a car, Up: as in a whole lot of it

Damn! Look at that ass dude, absolutely trunked up.

by BanMan:) June 16, 2025

Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS May 8, 2018

Come up trumps

Dig someone out of a hole, or do something that turns the tide and turns the situation into a success, particularly at the last minute and when unexpected, with all hope lost.
Same as come through for someone in the clutch, only an older phrase, and more precise, better conveying the sense of "in the nick of time", and "unexpected".

Look at it like this- played out action movie scenario: there are three guys fighting. 2 vs 1. One of them gets knocked out cold, and then the guy that knocked him out pulls out a gun and is about to finish off the other guy. Just when he is about to pull the trigger and send him to kingdom come, he gets hit in the head/ shot in the back etc by someone, and we see that someone is the guy who was out cold.

He came up trumps.

My old junker broke down and left me stranded in the middle of nowhere, but this guy came up trumps and gave me a ride.
#come up trumps

This bully started pushing me around, but Daniel came up trumps just when I was about to get my ass kicked big time, and took him down a few pegs.

by Barzagli September 22, 2017