Dirty Zeil

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Ethan: OMG I need to show this girl a good time. She's so hot!!!
Zeil: Hey, have you of my namesake the "Dirty Zeil?"

Ethan: No?? What is it?
Zeil: Get me a dwarf and two condoms and I'll show you how to have a good time!!

by AwesomeCoolGuy2026 March 17, 2025

Dirty Pretty Bitchesu

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Dirty Pretty Bitchesu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

This Dirty Dicksucker, Hellstromu

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This Dirty Dicksucker, Hellstromu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Dirty Ian

The act of rape against little kids while caking them in human feces

“I heard that jeff is pulling a dirty ian with the kids in his basement”

by Justjawshin March 19, 2025

Dirty Gonzalo

Doing autofellatio while another man pegs your asshole without lube.

The other night, I met a man at a bar. Things seemed like they were going well, so we went back to his place and did the Dirty Gonzalo.

by hankythechristmaschew March 19, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

When you beat the shit out of the nearest lobster shack with a half filled frozen shit balloon.

I heard John hit that local orphanage with a Dirty Callaghan

by terramungamine March 20, 2025

Dirty Landowave

When a unpopular youtuber rips off his butthairs and tapes them to his face to make a mustache.

Hey chris, I just did a Dirty Landowave!

by NOT_Cloud March 21, 2025