National gfs day

The day you tell her how much you appreciate her and post her all over your social media to show everyone she’s yours and yours only

Snapchat story “ she is my ride or die no one else’s I love her so much”
Everyone: “that’s so cute! National gfs day??”

by Kati:) October 4, 2021

Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these

josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3

by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021

Valentines Day

THE DAY WE'RE ALL SINGLE

Person 1: Bro What you doin on valentines day?
Person 2: gonna go cry on my bed

by TrUeFrIeNdS February 8, 2022

Cirno Day

Cirno Day is on September ⑨ of each year. This is because September is the ⑨th month and ⑨ is Cirno's number (from a joke in the Touhou community being that "nine" means "baka" which means "idiot". Cirno was also labeled as ⑨ on a Touhou game manual.).

Cirno Day celebrations include playing "Become Fumo" on Roblox, or going out at midnight and plastering pictures of Cirno all over your town. The second option is more obtrusive than celebratory, but it is still an option.

Cirno Day is celebrated on ⑨/⑨ each year, and the strongest year would be one that ends in ⑨.

by Nobody reads this except you- August 20, 2024

Baddie day

National baddie day is a day you get to be a baddie and say curses to your friends, make sure to wear all black with your hair in a ponytail 🫦 when your texting someone always put this emoji 🫦 at the end 🫦 and at the end of a real sentence you got to growl 🫦

Hey bitches it’s national baddie day

by National baddie day December 11, 2022

Roman Awareness Day

National Roman Awareness Day is a day dedicated to celebrating King Roman III, the master of the design arts, ruler of Whitecliffe, and monarch of coding. He is the only human who can make artificial intelligence cry and feel defeated. On this day, we honor his unparalleled skills and leadership, bowing down to him as he guides us toward a path of creative madness.

we should lowkey drop what we are doing cus its Roman Awareness Day

by coding123 July 29, 2024

Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!

Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!

by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019