Dick dust

Pulling out at the peak of sex and/or masturbation, so one can “ejaculate” or “cum” onto a hard flat surface. Once the cum is dried take a credit card and scrape it into a pile/line commonly used for snorting drugs, give it to one of ur buddies and see their reaction to snorting your dick dust.

“Aw man did me dirty I’m finna make some dick dust to give him at the party tomorrow night”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

Dick

a) Something I enjoy from time to time
b) genatailiaaaa of a female shit I mean male

c) what hitler is

Last night I sucked shreks big dick

by MILFLOVERUwU September 16, 2021

vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.

He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.

by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

Dick up

Start acting like a man and drop ur balls

This man is acting like my baby brother he needs to dick up

by 127goat August 2, 2025

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024

Dick

A person who looks up dick on urban dictionary.

"You're a dick."

by Soggytostr May 21, 2022