dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin

“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”

by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

Deli Dick

A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.

That guy is such a deli dick.

by master release plz November 15, 2019

Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

National Dick Pic Day

Friday 9th December is national dick pic day-

National Dick Pic Day- Send a pic to your friends to make them laugh!

by Spectacularman24 December 6, 2022

Chicken dick

A guy who can't last more then 10 seconds.

Omg my boyfriend has a chicken dick, he only lasted like 7 seconds

by Boo-ster October 5, 2017