I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Throwing up 🤟🏽

You are loyal to one man and one man only

I like throwing up 🤟🏽 because it mean I’m only loyal to one man

by Are you loyal October 4, 2022

1 finger up and 1 finger side

You're type R(rare) with IDGAF mindset

1 finger up and 1 finger side are the most rare people on earth with IDGAF mindset

by Axeal October 8, 2022

SHAPE UP

Your far back inside out upside down backwards shape up and your glued edges

Ya Ebola shape up

by Jolicia:P February 1, 2019

4 fingers up

you're simp for someone

"oh she must a simp for someone that's why she have 4 fingers up"

by rinluvjaem March 9, 2023

4 fingers up

You think Isabella is the funniest and best person ever you can not back out of this

*puts 4 fingers up*

Dang they think Isabella is the most funny person ever

by Isab8lla April 13, 2022

Up-phil

When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time

That funnel cake made me up-phil.

by NemG July 11, 2025