When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 14, 2023
A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
by The Solero slut June 12, 2022
by kmoneyyyyyy March 09, 2022
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023
A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
by Literallynoideadude September 23, 2023
A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis
Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick
by da gooose November 25, 2022