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dick doodle

Casual drawing or sketch of a penis.
"Those balls are really tucked. That dick doodle must've just got out of the ocean."
by Abraham Frohman March 11, 2015
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Dick

What girls eat
Olivia-did u eat his dick last night
Frankie-yea I choked 3 times
by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
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faithful dick

•The act of receiving dick all the while your nigga is faithful.
•Loyal Penetration
Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick
by Thecreator I June 5, 2017
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vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
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Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.
by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017
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