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by Mluvky April 21, 2017
Get the clarky big dick mug.Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.
Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
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Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
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Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
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