Rizzy Dick

A small dick.

He gotta rizzy dick so wen he pisses, he pisses on his balls.

by raggalagga July 21, 2010

Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs

Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck

by yootris December 20, 2020

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

Stupid dick tricks

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u

There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

by Orting honey June 30, 2016

Dicked Out

It's the feeling of how you feel the feels in the phallus area after you spasgasm all over...and she still sucking.

Oh baby... c'mon c'mon....ooh...OOh...OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!!! Ok ok. I just orgasmed. Oh...you're, you're still going? Ok, but...I'm feeling a little dicked out though. BUT KEEP GOING!!!

by BIG BOBBY G February 24, 2018

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Elephant dick

A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect

Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it

by Naked spread eagle March 13, 2023