The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

Dick

What the girls want.

My dick is so big you won't be able to fit it in you're tiny mouth.

by BootyPounder69420 August 11, 2019

Dick

to describe an annoying person

That guy is being such a dick

by Dickbeens September 30, 2021

Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

by DontQ April 20, 2016

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016