Weiner Uncle

When an uncle drinks out of his niece's cup after she gave her boyfriend a blowjob. The uncle is now the niece's Weiner Uncle.

Uncle Ned accidentally drank out of Hannah's cup shortly after she gave her boyfriend Bill a blowjob making him Hannah's weiner uncle.

by RodFisher23 April 11, 2025

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025

Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

Uncle Alex

Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.

Woah, slow down uncle Alex!

by pseudonymbicile September 22, 2025

Uncle

Another way of calling someone a homie or bro.

Stop smoking uncle, that's not good for you!

by Elcnu October 8, 2025