Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

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1 train

7 Av local train that has 38 stops from South Ferry to Van Cortlandt Park in NYC. Sometimes its slow as hell and sometimes you might want to catch the 2 or 3 train if you miss the 1 train because it takes eternity to come sometimes.

"There is an uptown local 1 train to Van Cortlandt Park-242 Street 7 minutes away"

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024

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Train

When a group of young, rich, up and coming republicans has sex with the same woman, one after the other.

My name's Bart. I will be on the Supreme Court. Pleased to meet you, my name is Jeff, I'll be the CEO of my dad's International Arms manufacturer; and this is John, he will be a five star General like his dad. After you've thrown the dog a bone, I'll introduce you to the rest of the guys in the train.

by markinnaples September 26, 2018

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buffalo train

when passing a chicken wing lathered in buffalo sauce from one anus to the next through at least 4-6 people

did you hit up hooters for the buffalo train tonight?

by captainpooface July 7, 2018

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WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

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