sammed

To be bamboozled by misdirection, misfortune, and not having skill

blud got sammed😭

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024

Sam

159

Sam你幾公分 喔我165(159)

by 最愛你的 November 22, 2021

Stinky Sam

The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.

"I had myself a wonderful stinky sam today."
"Nigga you're sick in the head."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Sam

WiFi problems are caused by sam

Sam fixed the wifi

by rnr321 September 22, 2020