Complete and utter bullshit, something I will never understand. Love is when two people kiss, hug and snog a lot because they have "feelings" for them when really they just want sex and to be complimented.
Woman 1: I say to my boyfriend that I love him but really I just want sex.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
by RaNdOmStUfF April 9, 2015
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At least that’s how it feels. Maybe because she talks to me for a while just to tell me I’m not the right one for her.
At least that’s how it feels. Maybe because she talks to me for a while just to tell me I’m not the right one for her.
by Sad broken men July 30, 2022
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"I love you"
"I love you too<3"
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*6 months later*
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I want to see other people.
"I love you too<3"
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*6 months later*
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I want to see other people.
by xxAvengexAlyssaxx January 7, 2012
Get the Love mug.Love is the best feeling in the world, however nothing that satisfactory comes free. When you love, there is always a risk that your feelings are unrequited. There is always a risk that he or she will lose interest in you. If you ever meet who you /think/ is "the one," you always think that that risk is not present and the feeling is mutual. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. When you're in love, you think of your lover every morning you wake up and every night you sleep. They're all that matter, you might even say that you can't live without them, that your life has no raison d'être, no reason for existence without them. When you're in love, you're in bliss. Love isn't real when you like them for their looks. Romeo and Juliet were attracted to each other because of their looks, but it was the personality that held the relationship together. Love is not what middle and high schoolers assume it to be, it's not what some girls giggle about, love is an intense feeling of affection.
"I'm in love with him."
"What could you possibly see in him? His face is scratched up due to an accident, it must be embarrassing to even be friends with him. He's just so weird."
"I don't care about his appearance. He's kind and sweet. I don't care that he's not accepted by other people, he's never impolite and he wouldn't hurt a fly. He's a genuinely nice person."
True love.
"What could you possibly see in him? His face is scratched up due to an accident, it must be embarrassing to even be friends with him. He's just so weird."
"I don't care about his appearance. He's kind and sweet. I don't care that he's not accepted by other people, he's never impolite and he wouldn't hurt a fly. He's a genuinely nice person."
True love.
by Kohai Mayu July 25, 2014
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That lousy liar keeps saying he loves me, and the water hydrant in his pants is a testimony to his love.
by ada987 January 3, 2010
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After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
After that your heart can't ever love again so you spend your love having short painful relationships until either:
1. An evil ex kills you (or chops up your dick)
2. You die an old man having wasted 78 years of your loveless life
Male: Hey we've known each other for a long time and I think that ....
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
Female: What?
Male: You're going to laugh.
Female: No I won't.
Male: Ok. I love you. Do you wanna go out?
Female: EWW! NO! Me with you, gross. Get away from me you creep!
Male: *Cries* "Oh why!?" *Picks up gun* "oh tiffany, why would you do tha--........... *bang!*
by T-ruth April 13, 2013
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