Kyle

A person who is fierce and loyal. He is a master of manipulation and will fight for what he believes in. One of the smartest people out there, yet he only believes in a strong work ethic and productivity. Also referred to as an Asian Supermodel and is very muscular. Don't get on his bad side, he will send you to Jesus.

Jeff Bezos: I just got beaten up with a slipper.

Elon Musk: That was probably a Kyle.

by anti-bbc eater June 25, 2022

Kyle

A kyle is a douchebag

Matt: hey look a Kyle

Tim:why am I alive

by OldMusicFan October 22, 2019

Kyle hudson

Kyle hudson,

The kid who gets sad over the littlest things and starts talking shit for no reason
Also the type to get roasted by the teacher and the nerd in class
Also posts on Snapchat of how sad he is bc he died in minecraft

A random person: hey dude where is the bathroom?
Kyle Hudson: bitch fuck off your hairline looks like my ass

Random person: ok I’ll go to someone who is not depressed in reality bye bitch

by A kid from school who witness September 17, 2022

Kyle

used to describe a person who is a complete and utter jackass who could never have anything good going for himself

that guy there bro, he's such a Kyle

by unkxownghou1 June 17, 2025

Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

by Tyrry May 23, 2020

Kyle

eetswa adlay that will stomp anyone for their ntays.

Kyle: what size are your shoes ya dog
Brendan: size 6 womens
Kyle: hand em ova cuz
Brendan: 'gets stomped'
Kyle: eetswa adlay
Also Kyle: geet out of my face
Brendan: okay i will

Kyle: 'gets back in face' ESHAAAAYYYYYSSSSS

by salaminips69 November 16, 2020

Kyling

to be as pure or as sweet as the supreme being Kyle

Kyling can be used to explain how wonderfully lovely or innocent a person is.

E.G. “Wow you were a real Kyle!”

by Kyle fan club August 22, 2022