derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".

That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!

by Mongo10 October 23, 2023

Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched

by james clarke May 15, 2023

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna play fucking Tiddy Biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023

Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.

"You wanna fuckin play tiddy biscuit?"

by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Stacey cringe.

Hey Stacey! Let me see that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023