Tit Sign

When a guy (or a girl) signs a woman's chest, putting whatever they want on there. Popular on Facebook.

Dude, I asked Lindsey for a tit sign and she said yes!

I love it when guys ask to tit sign me! ^o~

by Seymour Guado August 27, 2013

bison tits

Bison Tits. They may be saggy, but they are massive and fun to play with. Bison, also meaning wild, meaning that the owner of these are wild, so be cautious, and take care when milking them.

i.e. "I grabbed her Bison Tits, and they Jiggled Wildly, so all I could do was take two steps back and enjoy the show."

by Batman_Gutjahr October 20, 2014

lick a tit

To literally or figuratively lick a tit

“Hey VERONICA, have you ever licked a tit?

Can you lick a tit?

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST December 13, 2017

lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018

SO TiTS

“That’s So Tits” is an expression used to describe something that is awesome, kick ass, cool, or breathtaking. Originated by Torstein Horgmo in the shred flick “Horgasm” (4:32, 17:12), then made famous by Cartman in South Park's Tooth Fairy's Tats episode. It was then adopted as a code to live by from an impressionable crew of teenage Pacific Northwest up and comers.

"Man that pow run was so tits, lets do ti again before it gets tracked.”
“I can’t believe these bindings are pink camo, they’re sooooo tits!”

by nosedradamous October 3, 2018

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

fuck a tit

Singular version of fucking a pair of tits.

Go fuck a tit!

by Hello0101 October 12, 2015