Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014

buffalo wet willy

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.

Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.

by skylorddylllll November 15, 2019

Sticky willy powder

Baby powder used to unstick the balls or testies

Wow dad I could really do with some sticky willy powder right now

by Fannylicker010101 March 26, 2020

chicken willy

a chicken willy is the leader of the underground chicken organizations that’s being raised up to destroy omaha

hey look it’s chicken willy and his army

by bektron16 January 4, 2023

Willy Walkin

Being able to see a man’s willy bounce through the outline in his shorts as he walks.

Hey Paul, did you see that mother fucker Willy Walkin down the street last night. I swear it was looking at me!!

by Kenneth K. Kerry July 30, 2023