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help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD
by VincentGo! November 27, 2022
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Thirst trap over your favorite furry day

November 29th, national thirst trap over your favorite furry day, if you've participated in national beat, and hug a furry day, you need to participate in this one also.
Yo dude its November 29th, you know what that means! Its thirst trap over your favorite furry day!
by TheMeaningOfWords November 28, 2020
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I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.
by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021
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Taiwanese finger trap

when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”
by lil consent February 25, 2024
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Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
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B-Trap

A B-trap is a conversation with no means of escape, and next thing you know it's 4am and the trap cycle has not ended. If one would simply walk away this would not end the trap. Often times it involves one highly interested party that continuously speaks about subjects such as work.
"Dude don't go talk to Bob he's talking shop again"
" thanks for the heads up, I have no interest in getting caught in a B-Trap."
by hey_you June 7, 2014
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