Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.

First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew

by Peenchy July 29, 2022

Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
“Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
“U right chica” - other girl

by A literal god April 10, 2019

matthew

a horrible person who is part of the boisss and is a pathetic ,homophobic ,self obsessed dick

Matthew:”thats kinda gay bro”

by 1-2-3-4-10 February 7, 2021

Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

Matthew

I love you my pookie wookie dookie bear. ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

Matthew is my pooks not yours

by Biggiewiggey204 May 23, 2024

Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies

Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies

by Speedypatt March 30, 2021

Matthew

Prob will be your best friend he is amazing in every way the best boyfriend ever I know from experience he is amazing caring and kind and can light up any room an awesome person who puts himself before others

Matthew is awesome

by Savannah has a hot bf April 12, 2020