puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused

“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”

by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024

Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 4, 2024

Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

I was checking the oil on your mom last night.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 7, 2024

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit

Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it

by anonymous November 26, 2021

pulse check

An test or exam so easy that anyone with a pulse would pass.

That midterm was a pulse check! Easiest 100 of my life!

by rotmgtroller February 14, 2024