Sean Taylor

Sean Taylor is the act of lowballing for something with great value, informing them that it's not worth much, then re-selling for 10x the value.

Mike: Bro I just Sean Taylor'd my friend for the GT Venom

John: Oh shit really? How much did you offer?

Mike: $20, I convinced him it wasn't worth much.

John: Nice! How much are you gonna sell it for?

Mike: I think $2,000 is fair :)

by ExactIy April 25, 2020

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Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

When your getting head from your girl and your about to buss a nut and she takes a breath and then you push her head down and get your foreskin stuck in her braces and then it gets ripped off. Specifically ends up with a chunk of foreskin in her braces.

Bella is giving Freddie and his boyfriends a sloppy blow job and accidentally gives Frederick a Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

by Eddie brennikmiejer September 30, 2025

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Douglas Taylor

a redhead kid who is abnormally tall and is 210 lbs.
also has a large penis and all the women like him.

(girl)omg I really like Douglas Taylor

by Dougthepug8889 November 8, 2022

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Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023

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