The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

louisiana chili ring

When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste

"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob

by TheFrostyBoss January 27, 2016

Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023

Saturns ring

when you have an asshole piercing and shit gets stuck to it.

justin had to push the saturns ring out after he took a shoot

by explodingbannana July 26, 2025

shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.

Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."

by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023