by Bangnah February 17, 2018
Get the Punching bag of dicksmug. Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
Get the ninja junk punchmug. When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.
by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018
Get the Fruit Punch Bluntmug. Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011
Get the Dick-punching classmug. The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.
Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.
by Psychedelic frog July 5, 2021
Get the kentucky tounge punchmug. When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
Get the hot pocket punchmug. When you bend a girl over, switch off the lights and take a few steps back. Then, run towards her full-speed and try to hit any hole. When you hit the jackpot, you have successfully performed a Hessischer Lucky Punch.
+++ implies a boner +++
+++ implies a boner +++
by Frankfurter Jung May 2, 2019
Get the Hessischer Lucky Punchmug.