Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 23, 2021
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Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?
by skateboardingandmaryj June 26, 2011
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Post K-Drama Syndrome

The syndrome that is prevalent in many youths after watching K-Dramas(or even animes). It often brings about a sense of despair, loneliness, and a strong urge to find a girlfriend/boyfriend. It can sometimes even lead to depression when severe, and can blur one's standards.

The causes:
While watching a drama, one becomes fully immersed in the characters—especially the couples—that the barrier between the drama and real life starts to dissolve. After one finishes watching the drama, the comparatively lackluster life of the viewer brings about a craving for an experience similar to the story. This catalyzes many relationships that are destined to fail.
Alex liked ————— because of his post k-drama syndrome. He wouldn't have dated her otherwise but the syndrome hindered his judgement and lowered his standards.

Alex was super depresso because of his post k-drama syndrome.
by Won Suck Chode January 04, 2020
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Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
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National post the opps day

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him
by Mr.ebk October 16, 2021
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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 03, 2019
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 20, 2010
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