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Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020
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New Teto Pirates

The only pirate crew that is destined to reach Larp Tale! Once defeated and now back to take what they deserve.
The New Teto Pirates are destined for greatness!
by Teto Marked By Flames August 28, 2025
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Pirate's Eye

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.
Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye
by littlenis May 1, 2009
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Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
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Pirate

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.

Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
Yar har. I be a Pirate.
by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016
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hobbeling pirate

while havi.g sex you dude pulls out and cums in chicks eye then kicks her in the shin . She is the the hobbeling pirate arrrr matey
did ya give her the hobbeling pirate haha
by B.unit May 14, 2016
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Pirate

Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.
Pirate : a good caption goes down with the ship
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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