When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.
Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.
by OTPF May 10, 2012
well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..
A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!
by lazyfood February 01, 2011
A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'
P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.
by Toastybunzzz November 04, 2022
when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.
mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.
peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?
"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?
"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......
by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 16, 2006
Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.
See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"
"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
by parttimepoet September 27, 2009
My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".
by Mean Friend December 06, 2006
by SuperMulan August 13, 2008