squirrel pussy

Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.

"Man it took me like 10 mins to get the tip in she had some squirrel pussy"

by shooty October 11, 2014

pussy patty

A pussy so tore up it looks like a hamberger Patty.

I took her home, peeled off her pants...and gagged...that slut had a Pussy Patty between her legs!

by DESOLATION April 3, 2015

bird pussy

being very elevated

Dude, those people are higher than bird pussy.

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.

Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!

by Yekralem August 17, 2015

Neutral Pussy

A person who consistently takes a neutral stance on typically controversial topics so not to upset anyone. These people can include celebrities and normal people as well.

"Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?"
"They both have their positives and negatives."
"Fuck off you neutral pussy!"

by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016

Pussy Olympics

When a sassy woman puts a guy through the 'pussy olympics' before having sex aka what a man is willing to do in order to get the pussy.

Briar: "Have you slept with him yet?"
Jade: "No I'm still putting him through the pussy olympics"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

Moon Pussy

A girl who is so attractive, that she is almost unattainable. Few men have and ever will successfully complete the long treacherous journey of stepping foot on that mysterious pussy and marking that territory.

Guy 1: "Dude have you seen that chick Jessica!?!?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's so sexy, she's moon pussy"

by Your friendly neighborhood dog December 10, 2015