the most ruthless scunning and conning pirates around, their pirate ship can fly in the skies, on the ocean and dive in the ocean. they steal anything from anyone even little kids and their candy...hell the kid their self too.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.
Fucking pirate style
Fucking pirate style
by Pussy master December 25, 2017

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???
Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”
Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
by sassoon May 2, 2011
