one girl harem 

When you want to give her existence a high importance and multiply her qualities (if she even has any) even if you're messin' and actually want around 15 bitches on your dick.

"yeah one fuckboy pickup line can get you lots of vajayjay"
"i'll make it a one girl harem for you'

one girl harem by Comradickal February 28, 2018

One-eyed Freddie Mercury 

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."

One-eyed Freddie Mercury by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018

One Pieced 

The act of streching a recently used condom to slap someone's face.

I one pieced my girl last night.

One Pieced by BiggestBammest April 17, 2018

One woman party 

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

One woman party by Pashitza June 12, 2018

One inch pinch 

A man with a very small penis

"Oh bro you have a one inch pinch bro you won't be able to get with her"

One inch pinch by slamminjamminge June 15, 2018

One tit wonder 

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

One tit wonder by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

one seat one scarf by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018