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Tom

A name for a man with long greasy hair and smelly breath who likes to express his political desires
Omg, I wish he’d brush his teeth, he’s such a tom.
by Mjsusissus November 22, 2021
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Tom

A heroic person who is the hottest and brightest dude in the room, pulling all the bitches.
Oh look, its Tom, I wish it was him.
by megastorperine May 29, 2022
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Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors
Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!
by Chumbert December 12, 2019
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Tom

The kind of cunt who gets massive penis time for rocks and shit like that.
Person 1: You know that guy Tom?
Person 2: Yeah the guy who fucks trees.
Person1: yeah what a sick fuck.
by Tom's nice arse November 5, 2019
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Tom wales

A field in arnside need i say more
Ayo whats goin on in that field is that tom wales
by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022
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Tom Brady

A tough act to follow for any rising quarterback, absolutely, if another one does make it possible to follow (which isn't guaranteed).
Tom Brady certainly wasn't ready to fade away without the world knowing he has been a tough act to follow, both in his generation and the next.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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Tom

Tom is a funky chunky dood with a rude tude.
Tom is a funky chunky dood with a rude tude.
by Funkychunkydoodwithrudetude November 23, 2021
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