Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"
Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
by Upsidedowncakefiend September 15, 2010
Get the Bake Banana Muffinsmug. a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.
by Elliot the Dragon December 16, 2008
Get the banana nut muffinmug. (MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
by Troy Witte December 28, 2007
Get the Muffin Top Factormug. when your doggy does you
by Candy Lane January 4, 2008
Get the candy mandy muffinmug. by exceptional September 5, 2013
Get the english muffin timemug. "Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"
by Booface=] December 17, 2007
Get the Muffin Fuck Basketmug. Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?
Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!
Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!
by tayloreid123 June 13, 2010
Get the muffin top syndromemug.