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jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025
mugGet the jordan bardellamug.

Jordan

"oi jordan you nigga"
by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Jordan is a young handsome man that gets so much pussy he drowns.
Girl:” how tf is he and why he not in my draws yet? “
Her friend:” Jordan girl go in.”
by Jay Osama 11/21 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022
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Jordan

R kid Jordan has a massive peen
by TrapLordJ January 26, 2020
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.
Jordan Uglyness
by cidzz February 19, 2023
mugGet the Jordanmug.

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