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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
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jew

hey you know that jew in high school adin ross
apparently hes trans
adin ross is jew
osman was a jew
dorthy was a w jew
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by ohwhathe May 14, 2024
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jew

In New York, it is is slang for someone who gets money/scams who lives a lavish lifestyle.
"Yo did that wave you were on earlier hit?"
"Of course, im the top jew"
by AnonymousDa1 June 14, 2024
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Jew

A foul disgusting person with now feeling of empathy or kindness.
by Big bad wolf 321 September 9, 2025
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Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
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Jew

someone of any race or religion that is stingy, greedy, untrustworthy, lying & just a straight up nigger.
That nigger Kane is being a fkg Jew.. He needs some act right.
by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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