Jake And Mae

Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.

Jake And Mae are both retarded!

by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021

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jake morinec

A bad ass rodeo man.

Damn he rides bulls like jake morinec he's gonna go 90.

by Succy succerson November 30, 2017

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fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 28, 2024

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Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022

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