jakes

by japes January 05, 2018
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Jake

A very kind and intelligent man. He often is able to pull girls constantly. Jake is a very understanding and kind man. He is also known to have a very dirty side if the female is the right person for him. He is good at covering his true feelings but in the end is hard to let go of something or someone very important to him.
Ex. Jake and josh are best friends who will always be friends to the end due to Jake’s ability to understand and listen.
by Yourmomiskindahot223 August 12, 2021
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That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair
Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
by Hockeybro26 June 02, 2022
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Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
Dam Jakes got a tiny cock
by Black male August 04, 2019
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A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)
"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"
by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022
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One crazy mf that likes to take far as naps, also gay asf
Bro jake is slumped as a mf
by Foot your foot 2346173 September 27, 2022
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a compleat asshole he is extremely rude and don't care about other people he will hurt them in any way to get what he wants
leave me alone Jake
Jake: no i can do what i want
by Do Ya YeEt November 29, 2018
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