parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 17, 2020

Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel October 25, 2007

yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013

The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers

A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO

by noob_pixels June 29, 2024

Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022