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by SHUTTHEFUCKUP_GLOWZI November 4, 2020

Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian

Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥

Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !

by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes him. Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.

Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.

Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020