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Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"
A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"
by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023
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Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben
by Mc retard April 9, 2021
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Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).
Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!
by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022
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Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.
My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.
by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022
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Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.
To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.
by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010
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Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark
His wood was supper long and strong.
by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017
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Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.
Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.
by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016
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