willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

willy womped

To be touched by a pee pee grabber
Fucked by the world

Held down and rapped.

The boss of that level just willy womped me.

by Flipidydonda February 24, 2014

willy nilly

To steal, straight up. Wish a n*gga woods style

Amanda, did you just willy nilly that car?!

by Kxngsqrrl, the 2nd Homeless J July 24, 2025

armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.

Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.

by Cyber B June 20, 2008

Willy wankus

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught

(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)

Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big

Person 2: I bet it isn’t

by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024

Sizzle Willie

When you wet willie a bitch then put the blunt out in they’re ear

“Look at Katie over there chillin, minding her own business... imma give her a sizzle willie”

by Lilbabyfdb November 8, 2020

Pizza Willy

The act of sticking your pizza sauce finger in ones ear. (Like a wet Willy but with Pizza Sauce)

Ew! Dad just threatened to give me a Pizza Willy! So gross! Wash your hands Dad!

by SouthbayJen April 20, 2021