wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

Wet wool

When a handsome devil from out of town says 'I'll make you want to change post codes' and goes to work on you until your cum runs down your leg into your ugg boot.

Come here babe so I can make you want to change post codes and give you wet wool

by Mrs. Packer August 5, 2021

the wet one

Very sexy. Can make girls wet with his mind. Very good in the bed. He has a pineapple fetish.

The wet one likes to give sad handjob to wet people.

by Wetish February 20, 2017

Wet Woody

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.

Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

wet emma

Stirring your partner's vulva using an improvised 'magic wand' (e.g. chopstick) while shouting 'Immobulus'

Grit your teeth you little witch, and get ready for a wet emma!

by Imralsis3 May 4, 2014

Wet Brodie

When someone wets their finger and puts it in the butthole of a corpse. Like a wet willy, but horrifically different. Preferably used in a roleplaying board game scenario. Do not recommend in reality as this may be illegal.

"He totally did a wet brodie on her last night!"
"Dude....that's gross."

by Laurizzlebeingdirty October 30, 2020

Wet Rosie

The act of sticking one's penis in your oral area. Generally preformed by women, or swingers.

I just got a wet rosie in pizza hut.

by zoeytrench January 22, 2011