a shelless turtle
by gibbbbbbyyyyy December 23, 2010
Get the turtlehog mug.A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
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may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
Get the Turtle mug.A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011
Get the Turtle Soulmate mug.Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
by gnome dog May 30, 2011
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Get the turtle-brained mug.n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011
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