Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

meat watcher

Someone who is obsessed with watching a dudes package trying to see if it’s a big one or not.

Savannah Rose is a meat watcher! She’s obsessed with going to the bars and checking out the dudes packages.

by MizGriz69 May 12, 2022

good meat

When the hitters in the meat of the order for a baseball team overall do well in the game.

That was good meat by the Yankees tonight. Their 3-4-5 hitters had six hits!

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

by John45acp July 10, 2016

Mega Meated

A word with no definition. nothing can happen when mega meated is said. the null and void of insults

I hope you get mega meated on this summer

by alterocativeartist June 12, 2018

rare meat

A steak which has been jizzed on, and then cooked, allowing the delicious flavor of the cum to soak throughout the meat, creating a unique taste.

What did you have for dinner?

I had some rare meat, courtesy of Keegan.

by carnivor January 6, 2013