by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023
Get the Beating a man to death with a shovelmug. Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022
Get the Beat your meat Decembermug. The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
Get the Back Alley Beat Offmug. Joe: its september 28th!
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*
by XxzephandrigbbeaterxX September 26, 2021
Get the Beat Zeph and Rigb day!mug. Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?
Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!
Dang bro, that's tight.
Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!
Dang bro, that's tight.
by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011
Get the Beat it like Rocky Balboamug. Is when a woman stands behind a man an reaches around an jerks him off. While the man is in the....
freeze put your hands in the air position
freeze put your hands in the air position
by bigggdeee1 February 26, 2018
Get the wrap around beat downmug. Friend 1:Look what I did!!!
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS
by Plantasaurus October 5, 2021
Get the Beat up yo assmug.